I've only had two real men in my entire life

- Honey, I've only had two real men in my entire life.
- And who is the second?
- Yes, you, in fact, do not know the first.

— Милый, за всю жизнь у меня было только два настоящих мужчины. 
— А кто второй? 
— Да ты, собственно, и первого не знаешь.