20 Reasons Not To Get Married!!!
1. When we are not married, we will escape from mother-in-law, the obsession of every girl before marriage.
2. When I'm free, I sleep until 11 pm, I'm free to watch the movie. The scenery we show off freely without fear of anyone who says we're cheesy.
3. When I have no husband, I will not ask anyone: ′′ Why have I come back now?" I also do not shout to anyone, ′′ What are you going with?". I am not grinding with anyone: ′′ Can you still carry the body home, why not stay out there ".
4. When I'm unmarried, I don't have to scream, ′′ Why is the bathroom so smooth like this? Why is it so full of cigarettes on the table? Omg, am I a child!".
5. When I am unmarried, I do not run home to cook lunch and dinner, no need to hear the groans: ′′ Braised meat again? Don't you know anything better than braised meat?"or growls: ′′ Well, you cook it yourself, let me go out to eat for poison".
6. When I have no husband, I escape from the sudden scene of an umbrella garment on the couch, a shoe full of mold in the closet and an unwashed suit tucked under the pillow. I also don't have to get home from work, so tired that I see a bunch of unwashed dishes waiting.
7. When I have no husband, I do not have to wake up in the middle of the night because of the snoring. Don't have to wrinkle your face and wrinkle your nose when smelling cigarettes, and don't need to make a natural appearance when smelling sour beer.
8. When you are not married, you can wear a double string shirt, wear a short skirt to show off your endless long legs, without fear of being fat, and sleepy, look at the sword and ask: ′′ Wearing this to go somewhere?" or ′′ Thought I was young?".
9. When I'm single, I'm free to criticize the husband and children of old Tuyet, husband of fat pink, husband of thin Peach. They have no way to criticize me.
10. When I'm free, I can invite a handsome guy, a talented guy or a gallant guy to go home. No one banned me from inviting all three guys.
11. When you don't have a family, you don't need to go to the supermarket and stop by the ′′ Family Gear ′′ booth, where most of them only sell misery tools.
12. When you're not married, you can sit in the cafe, read the newspaper and light aromatic cigarette, your pinky finger is proudly curved.
13. When we don't have a marriage certificate, we can scream at someone: ′′ Get out of my house ".
14. When you're not married, you only need to remove the envelope for a payment.
15. When you live alone, you can take a bath as long as you can, you can take a bath and sing as well as you can, and you can't take a bath first, just say: ′′ My razor you throw away where is it?".
16. When I don't have a husband, I don't have to buy a large shorts and wonder: ′′ Don't know if this size fits?"
17. When we're unmarried, we don't call anyone ′′ Husband ", a noun that is romantic and attractive.
18. When you're free, you don't have to buy football newspapers, don't have to see the scene of men wearing shorts running around the TV.
19. When I'm unmarried, I can go to a restaurant and order a beer.
20. Finally, when I'm not married, I can get married anytime!
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