The Anxious Jerk needed a CD player that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player having that done to it
The Anxious Jerk desperately craved for a mug that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be magnificent. A mug would be the thing that was chosen.
The Anxious Jerk desperately needed a bottle of beer to sit and look at. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.
The Anxious Jerk always kept a vibrator that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.
The Anxious Jerk owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.
The Anxious Jerk always had with them a toilet brush that they would occasionally break. It might be an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to select.
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